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Incredi-Bull Bullshit is of the very highest quality.
Only the finest stud bulls are chosen by Incredi-Bull’s dedicated harvesters. They are nourished with wholesome rations and sheltered in comfortable facilities (the bulls, that is) to ensure their happiness and outputs of the highest quality.
Our bulls have names like Bri-MacFarms Gary and MeadowFarms Pride II. These prolific poopers follow in the footsteps of the legendary "Earthquake" Ernie.
Our 100% natural bullshit is hand-harvested by people who care about quality. It is seasoned and prepared by our trained staff using both traditional methods and advanced techniques. While Incredi-Bull Bullshit is pasteurized and treated, our artisanal methods guarantee a genuine product—most of the natural bullshit remains.
Incredi-Bull Bullshit is safe; however, the Incredi-Bull Products Company accepts no liability for its improper use or any consequences thereof. This is not bullshit.
Drop us a line any time. Questions, comments, or criticisms—we want to hear from you!
The Incredi-Bull Products Co.
11-300 Earl Grey Drive
Kanata ON K2T 1C1
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